Chrome desktop only · unzip before installing
For users suffering from repeated exposure to the word Arsenal, this extension applies a locally stored, deeply unserious correction: Varsenal.
Estimated VAR interventions towards the title
115
± 114, depending on whether you ask North London, Stockley Park, or a man shouting at a television.
38
soft contact incidents upgraded to national debate
14
goals emotionally pre-approved
99%
confidence from Arsenal Twitter
0
bias detected by people wearing red
Every Arsenal mention reviewed. No monitor trip required. The browser makes the brave call instantly.
No data collection. Unlike a post-match referee audio release, there is nothing to hide.
Local-only correction. The internet remains wrong. Your browser becomes slightly more honest.
Arsenal
→
Varsenal
Install instructions
- Download the ZIP.
- Unzip it.
- Open Chrome on desktop.
- Go to
chrome://extensions. - Turn on Developer mode.
- Click Load unpacked.
- Select the unzipped
varsenal-extensionfolder. - Refresh any page. Enjoy the correction.
Unofficial parody/fan-made browser tool. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Arsenal Football Club, the Premier League, PGMOL, Stockley Park, or any man drawing lines on a freeze-frame. This extension does not collect, store, transmit, sell, or share user data.