ROSENIOR
0–30
31–55
56–75
76–99
100
MVP
Race
from player sales
OF 10.
They are not building for Saturday. They are building for 2032.
August to May. Urgent.
Tuchel. Potter. Poch. Maresca.
Season gone. Again.
A decade. Patient.
Still acquiring. Still building.
Relax. It's Q4 of Year 1.
has lived and lost
ownership clock used
We do not share a clock. We do not share a language.
| Clearlake sees | Football needs | |
|---|---|---|
| Ideal buy | Age 17–22, long contract. Appreciates. | Fits the system. Available Saturday. |
| Resale value | Gone before exit. Skip. | Irrelevant. He wins headers. |
| On the pitch | Doesn't feature in thesis. | Organises. Communicates. Steadies Fofana. Teaches Hato. |
| Contract length | Ends before 2032. Worthless. | 3 years is plenty. |
| Value | Does not compute. | Exactly what we needed. |
Before that? October–November 1993. Over 30 years ago. Glenn Hoddle had just taken over as player-manager — he inherited a losing streak on day one. This is where Rosenior has taken us.
Trevoh Chalobah is now expected to be out for around six weeks.
Which means Chelsea’s English defensive core — Levi Colwill, Trevoh Chalobah and Reece James — will not take part in the fiercely fought finale of the season and the push for a Champions League place.
The medical department remains the club’s most consistent performer.
A squad built for depth, used like it is five-a-side on a Sunday.
Chelsea captain Reece James has suffered another hamstring injury and is expected to miss around two months.
The ink on the new contract is not even dry.
James had been playing heavy minutes recently while Chelsea now have four recent hamstring injuries in the squad.
Total since 22/23: 470+ days injured.
VERDICTS
Chelsea have been fined £10.75 million and handed a one-year transfer ban, suspended for two years, over illicit payments to agents and other individuals.
They have also received a nine-month Academy transfer ban. The Premier League investigated secret payments made by the club between 2011 and 2018.
The transactions surfaced during due diligence when BlueCo acquired the club in 2022. Chelsea self-reported the irregularities to the Premier League, the FA and UEFA.
Wembley · Sun 26 Apr
Mon 4 May
Sat 9 May
Sun 17 May
Club: resale, value, financial outcome.
Score: overall performance level (1–10).
Row colour: green = both hit, red = both flop, blue = mixed / pending.
If it made you laugh, wince, or frantically refresh after a defeat — a coffee keeps the lights on. KTBFFH.